Post by sundubbie on Oct 2, 2008 3:28:13 GMT -5
A huge house somewhere in the hills, it’s an everyday neighborhood nothing out of the ordinary. Even the sounds of kids playing in the backyard at a birthday party. Kids are running around spraying one another with super soakers. A lady tells the birthday boy to wait for his dad till he can blow out the candles and open his presents. The kid throws a fit wanting to open his presents, just then a loud motor can be heard and it’s getting closer. People start looking around wondering where the car is. All a sudden a huge monster truck crashes through the fence and stops latterly inches away from the birthday boy’s grand mother. Sun Dubbie pokes his head out of the window yelling “Move that old fart before I flatten her”. Sun Dubbie hops out of the monster truck with a package in his hand. The mother walks up to him.
Mom: You have to get out of here
Sun Dubbie: Says who?
Mom: My husband he has a restraining order on you
Sun Dubbie steals a grape juice from a little girl; he takes a sip of it then spits it out
Sun Dubbie: What the fuck was that?
Mom: Grape Juice
Sun Dubbie: Got any alcohol up in this mofo?
Mom: Just please leave
Sun Dubbie: Not till I talk to that low life of a husband of yours. Did you see what he said about me?
Mom: Yes and it’s all true, your nothing but a loser
Sun Dubbie yells
Sun Dubbie: Well your nothing but a loose whore, you want to play games I can play games. Your husband doesn’t like the games I play because I play games that no one likes. You husband the Mr. almighty will see that I will do anything to win. He is just a pathetic worm thinking he can beat me. He is an old fart that will not go away. He is one of those homo’s that think that they are too good to retire. Well guess what?
Mom: What?
Sun Dubbie smacks her on the ass
Sun Dubbie: Shut up, I hate you're so called of a husband. He is a pathetic worm and I will show him that. He is nothing compared to me, he never was and never will be. Tell him that while you're giving him dome tonight like the good little house wife you are. Tell him to give up because he just cannot beat me, it just cannot be done. He is worthless wrestler past his prime if he ever had one.
Mom: Did you come all the way here just to tell me this?
Sun Dubbie: No I wish that your fuck hole of a husband was here so I can beat it into him. But I do not see him so what do you say me and you go up stairs so I can “beat” it into you. You know you want to because you heard all the rumors and yes I am that talented. In and out of the ring I am the best, there is nothing that I can do. Hell I beat I could sing country music and go platinum if I tried.
Sun Dubbie looks at other moms at the party and just yells DAMN SOME HOT ASS MILFS UP IN HERE
Sun Dubbie: But you see I did not come up all the way to the mother fucking hills to go off on my talents. I came here so you can send a message to your worthless husband. Tell him that I do not care what match it will be, I do not care if it’s a hardcore match or whatever. If it’s a hardcore match I will bring my car to the ring so I can run him over it, I will grab your fine ass out of the crowed and beat him with you. When it comes to wrestling nothing is off limits. I will bash his skull in with my a tire iron and I will still be able to sleep at night. But you see your husband he would feel badly at night if he beat my head in. He will because he will not be able to believe he went there. He doesn’t have what it takes to go there and do anything to win. He is washed up he says he is all manly and can fight his own battles. That is why he lives in the hills so he can defend you against the milk man? Yeah what a man he is. He am not nothing but a sell out, he came back for the money. The difference between me and him is that I admit I am here for the money, he just claims he loves the fans. Maybe after I kick his ass He will finally realize he is just a washed up bag of trash.
Sun Dubbie grabs Bret’s kid by the arm and hands him the package
Sun Dubbie: Here you go kiddo uncle Dubbie got you something
The kid looks at his mom and then at Dubbie. He rushes to open the box, as he opens it he gets knocked out by a big boxing glove. The kid lays on the grass as Sun Dubbie stands over him
Sun Dubbie: You got knocked the fuck out buddy
Then Sun Dubbie spits his gum out onto the kid, as Sun Dubbie climbs back into the monster truck he tells the mom to clean that shit up. Sun Dubbie then backs out the same way he came in and rides off into the sunset.